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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3937407" data-attributes="member: 14320">Nasty LimericksThere once was a man named SweenyWhose wife was a terrible meanyThe hatch on her snatchHad a catch that would latchAnd she could only get fucked by Houdini.«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»There once was a girl named Kate,Whose pussy smelled like bait!Whenever Jeff pounds herThe room reeks of flounder.Her twat, she should refrigerate.«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»There once was a man named OdomWhose balls were too big for his scrotumThough it was relief that he soughtIt all went for naughtCause he didn't know how to unloadem«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»There was a guy from NantucketHe told his wife to suck itWhen he didn't cumShe said he was dumbAnd hit him upside the head with a bucket.«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»There once was a man named MattWho was short, bald, ugly, and fat.I'm willing to bet,The only pussy he getsIs when he goes home to his cat.«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»There once was a man named VicWho pleasured himself with a stickHe once got it stuckAnd said "what the fuck?"And now there's no room for a prick!«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»There was a man from NantucketWhose cock was so long he could suck itHe said with a grinAs he wiped off his chinIf my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»There was a farting contest coming to townand people came from miles aroundthe first fart was extremely loudthe second fart pleased the crowdthe third fart, the judges cried"He shit his pants, he's disqualified!"</blockquote>