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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3935013" data-attributes="member: 14320">Half Full BucketA guy walks into a whorehouse and tells one of the girls he wants ablowjob. The girl takes him to a room and proceeds suck him offwithout a condom. While she does so, the guy sees a half full bucketof sperm beside the bed.He disregards the strange site as he enjoys the best blowjob of hislife. A second later, he shoots long lines of semen into her mouth.She takes every drop, but instead of swallowing, she spits the cuminto that damned bucket.The guy wonders aloud, "Don't like swallowing spuzz, huh?"She wipes her mouth and replies, "Another girl and I have a bet.Whoever fills up a bucket first gets to drink both buckets."o0o0o0A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair."Sally," she said, "you didn't tell me you were going to a wedding.""I didn't mom," Sally replied. "I was giving a blowjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me."o0o0o0Two blacks and a Polack are walking down the street. One blacksnaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got the rhythm." The otherblack snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got the rhythm."The polack snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got this snoton my finger!"</blockquote>

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