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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3934525" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Naughty Jokes</strong></p><p></p><p>Two young girls were talking about their active sex lives when the first girl said, "Oh my god!, it was really great, but I was so scared after his rubber broke. I didn't get a good night's sleep for a week." "What happened then?" said her intrigued friend. She answered, "I was so worried I didn't know what I was going to do, but I was finally able to get the last little piece of hair out with dental floss."</p><p></p><p>May your bleeding piles torment you</p><p>And corns grow on your feet</p><p>And crabs the size of horse turds</p><p>Get on your balls and eat</p><p>And when you're old and feeble</p><p>A syphilitic wreck</p><p>May your head fall through your asshole</p><p>And break your fucking neck</p><p></p><p></p><p>There was a young gypsy girl Rose</p><p>With obsessions for gentlemens' hose.</p><p>Up her pussy, her rear,</p><p>In her mouth and each ear</p><p>And her cute little freckle-tipped nose.</p><p></p><p></p><p>A worried father confronted his Arkansaan daughter one night. "I</p><p>don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and ugly and really</p><p>stupid, too."</p><p>"Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Billy-Bubba's ever so</p><p>clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of</p><p>that illness I used to get once a month."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3934525, member: 14320"] [B]Naughty Jokes[/B] Two young girls were talking about their active sex lives when the first girl said, "Oh my god!, it was really great, but I was so scared after his rubber broke. I didn't get a good night's sleep for a week." "What happened then?" said her intrigued friend. She answered, "I was so worried I didn't know what I was going to do, but I was finally able to get the last little piece of hair out with dental floss." May your bleeding piles torment you And corns grow on your feet And crabs the size of horse turds Get on your balls and eat And when you're old and feeble A syphilitic wreck May your head fall through your asshole And break your fucking neck There was a young gypsy girl Rose With obsessions for gentlemens' hose. Up her pussy, her rear, In her mouth and each ear And her cute little freckle-tipped nose. A worried father confronted his Arkansaan daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and ugly and really stupid, too." "Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Billy-Bubba's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month." [/QUOTE]
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