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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3932542" data-attributes="member: 14320">Tasteless Prostitute JokesA cowboy arrives in a little town, enters the saloon and screams, "I want a woman, I want a fuck!""Welcome." says the owner, "We have Rosy the Red who fucks like three witches for only $30!""She's wonderful!" replied the cowboy, "But I don't have that much money!""No problem." said the owner, "For $20, Blondie the Blonde sucks your cock out of your underwear!""She's real pretty," replied the cowboy, "But I don't have that much money!""No problem sir!" said the owner, "For $10 Terry the Terrible will keep your cock in her hand til the mornin!""She's nice," replied the cowboy, "But I don't hav......""How much fucking money do you have then?" screamed the owner."Errrrr," whispered the cowboy, "25 cents!""Allright then," gasped the owner, "Go upstairs to room 22!"The cowboy runs upstairs, opens the door of room 22, and on the bed sees a nice young girl lying with her legs wide open. He jumps on her and begins fucking. After ten minutes he goes downstairs and says to the owner, "I... I think I have a problem!""What about?" replied the owner."Well," said the cowboy, "You know the young lady in room 22.....I was having fun with her and suddenly she turned her face and threw up a load of white mess!""Oh shit!" screamed the owner, "Someone go and change the corpse in room 22, it's full again!"XXXXXXXXXXA guy had only $5.00, but he just had to have some sex, so he went to the whore house and asked what he could get for $5.00. The madam said that she did not have anything, but the guy insisted he HAD to get laid.She finally felt sorry for the poor bastard, so she took him up to a really old lady who cleans up the place, and said he could have her for $5.00.They started getting it on, but the old lady was really dry and rough. After awhile, however, it got really moist and smooth. He finally exploded and they started talking about it.He told her how rough it was at the start, but how GREAT it got, and that it was the best he had ever had, once things started moving."Yeah I know what you mean," replied the old cleaning lady, "Once all those blisters popped it felt great to me as well!"XXXXXXXXXXTwo prostitutes were standing on the corner when one of them suddenly turned to the other and said, "I know this sounds crazy, but I can smell cock!""Take it easy," replied the second prostitute, "I just burped!"</blockquote>

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