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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3920093" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Dear Abby </span></strong></p><p></p><p>Dear Abby,</p><p>A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?</p><p></p><p>Dear Abby,</p><p>What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?</p><p></p><p>Dear Abby,</p><p>I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.</p><p></p><p>Dear Abby,</p><p>I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.</p><p></p><p>Dear Abby,</p><p>I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.</p><p></p><p>Dear Abby,</p><p>Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A young lad asked an old man how he became so rich. </p><p>The old man replied, "Well, son, it was 1932 and the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel, so I invested it in an apple. </p><p>I spent an entire day polishing that apple and at the end of the day, I sold it for a dime. So the next day I bought two apples. </p><p>I polished them all day and sold them at the end of the day for two dimes. I continued doing this for a month, and by the end of that month, I had accumulated a total, minus expenses of course, of $4.00."</p><p>"And then what?" the lad asked.</p><p>"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. </p><p>Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."</p><p>The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother ? He's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" </p><p>"Denise," the doctor says.</p><p>The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" </p><p>The doctor replies, "DeNephew."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3920093, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Dear Abby [/COLOR][/B] Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR? Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his. Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] A young lad asked an old man how he became so rich. The old man replied, "Well, son, it was 1932 and the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel, so I invested it in an apple. I spent an entire day polishing that apple and at the end of the day, I sold it for a dime. So the next day I bought two apples. I polished them all day and sold them at the end of the day for two dimes. I continued doing this for a month, and by the end of that month, I had accumulated a total, minus expenses of course, of $4.00." "And then what?" the lad asked. "Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars!" [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother ? He's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "DeNephew." [/QUOTE]
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