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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3909034" data-attributes="member: 14320">One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water cooler at the office. "Veronica, I just don't know what to do," Gloria said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Alex in accounting asked me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?""Oh, my God!" her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he'll rip off your dress and you'll have fantastic sex!""What should I do?" asked Gloria.Her friend quickly replied, "Wear an old dress."Little Red Riding Hood is minding her own business and walking through the forest. All of a sudden, the Big Bad Wolf jumps in front of her and screams, "Little Red Riding Hood, I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!!!!" Little Red Riding Hood jumps back in fright and yells, "OH NO!!! ARE YOU GOING TO EAT ME WHOLE????!!!" "Nah", says the wolf, "I thought I'd spit that part out."A blonde walk into barbershop to get her hair cut. So the barber sits her down on the chair, and gets out his clippers and stops for a moment and asks the blonde to take off her head phones, but she says "I can't or else i will die." So he asks her again. But she says the same thing. So in his frustration he rips them off her head and she drops dead right on the spot. So in shock he picks up the head phones and puts them up to his ears and he hears "Breath in......Breath out.....Breath in....Breath out"</blockquote>

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