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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3905391" data-attributes="member: 14320">There was a young lady from Leith,who would circumcise men with her teeth,It wasn't for fame, or love of the gameBut to get at the cheese underneath._____There once was a man named Homerwho had a kidney stone stuck in his boner.He did scream and shoutWhen they yanked that sucker out.And his piss shot all the way to Tacoma!_____There was a young vampire called mable,whose periods were always quite stable,at every full moon she took out a spoon,and drank herself under the table.*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»A mountain man comes down from the hills and sees a deserted cabin. Onone wall of the cabin is a knothole about waist-high that's shaped likea cunt.He looks around, pulls down his pants, and starts fucking. After a fewminutes, he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns, and there's a manstanding there.The man says, "Hey, would you mind doin' that from the inside out? Myfamily's eatin' dinner."*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»Have you heard about the new lesbian tennis shoe called "Dyke"(pronounced DIE-KEY)?Yeah! It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get itoff!_____You know what a fart is, don't you?A piece of shit honking for the right of way_____A guy pulls up to a little girl playing on the sidewalk and says, "Hey,little girl, want a lollipop?"The girl says, "My mommy told me not to take candy from strangers. Butif you give me twenty bucks, I'll suck your cock."_____How do you fuck a fat chick?Get a pound of hamburger and a poodle. Put the hamburger in her pussy,and while the dog eats the hamburger, fuck it up the ass.</blockquote>

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