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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3904332" data-attributes="member: 14320">Nasty LaughsThree gays were talking about their perfect reincarnation. Thefirst one says, "I'd love to reincarnate in a mirror and seeall those handsome men shave in the mornings."The second gay guy says, "I wish I were underwear so I couldrub my face in their dicks and asses."The third gay guy was thinking of something better to say,and replied, "I'd love to be an ambulance. I would love to havethree or four men stuck through my behind at a time and thenrun through the streets of the city shouting, 'Ooha-ooha,ooha-ooha, ooha-ooha'."!!!!!Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"The other replies, "Oh sure I do."The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"!!!!!A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!""Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."!!!!!Two cannibals eating a clown.One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts.The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."!!!!!A fag goes to the proctologist complaining that his backsidehurts. The doctor says, "That's because you've got a dozenroses shoved up your ass.""Ooh, read the card!"</blockquote>

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