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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3903840" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little TommyLittle Tommy burst through the bathroom door withoutknocking and surprised his mother standing naked in the showertoweling herself dry. His eyes immediately riveted on the thickbush of dark hair between her legs."What's that?" Tommy cried with the enthusiasm of discovery."Oh, ah, I, ah, oh, that's my black sponge," recovered Tommy's mother.Apparently satisfied with the explanation, he wentabout his business until a few days later when he rushed intothe kitchen with his playmate Joey. "Mommy, Mommy, Joey wants tosee your black sponge.""Oh, I, ah, oh, I lost it," Tommy's quick-thinking mother offered.Tommy was disappointed, but disappointment is easily forgottenby little boys. And so was the black sponge until sometime later when Tommy, flushed with delight, again rushed in to his mother,"Mommy, Mommy, I found your black sponge.The maid's cleaning Daddy's face with it!"@@@ The businessman came home form work about 6 pm.He'd barely gotten in the door before his wife greetedhim with a passionate kiss.Then she pulled him into the bedroom, pushed him down on the bed,unzipped his fly, and began to give him a fantastic blow job.Not daring to interrupt her, he waits until he has gotten off in amighty explosion,which his wife slurps up eagerly and swallows.He stares fondly at her, then asks,"All right, dear, what did you do to the car THIS time?"@@@A man was in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son.Every time the kite went up into the air, it came crashing down.This went on for a while until his wife stuck her headout of the front door and yelled, "You need more tail!"The father yelled back, "Fuck You, I told you yesterday that Ineeded more tail,... and you told me to go fly a kite!"</blockquote>

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