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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3899267" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> The Tasting Game</span></strong></p><p></p><p>One morning at school, the teacher informed the class that they were going</p><p>to play a tasting game. She said that they would stand in line and she</p><p>would blindfold the first student and give them something to eat and they</p><p>had to guess what it was.</p><p>She gave the first student a slice of apple and said, "What do you taste?"</p><p>"An apple", the student said. "Very good," says the teacher.</p><p>She gave the second student a slice of pear and said, "What do you taste?"</p><p>"I'm not sure." said the student, so the teacher gave him another slice.</p><p>"Now do you know?" asked the teacher. "I think it's a pear" the student</p><p>said. "Very good," says the teacher.</p><p>The third student came up, was blindfolded and given a Hershey's Kiss.</p><p>"What do you taste?" asked the teacher. Now this student saw that by not</p><p>knowing, you get more of the same, so she said "I'm not sure." Sure</p><p>enough, she got another piece. "I'm still not sure." she said after</p><p>eating the second piece. The teacher gave her a third Hershey's Kiss and</p><p>said, "Here's a little clue. It's something your mommy gives your daddy</p><p>before bed."</p><p>From the back of the line little Johnny shouts, "SPIT IT OUT! IT'S A</p><p>PIECE OF ASS!!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">00000000</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was a fourth grade boy and a fourth grade girl. The fourth grade boy came by the fourth grade girl's house with a football and teased the girl saying, "Ha Ha! You can't have a football cause your a girl."</p><p>The girl goes to her mom crying so her mom buys her a football. The boy got angry. So the next day he comes by with a boys bike and teases her saying, "Ha Ha! You can't have a boys bike cause your a girl!"</p><p>So the girl goes crying to her mom and she gets a boys bike. The boy gets very mad. So the next day the boy comes by, pulls down his pants and says, "I have one of these and you can't go crying to your mom to get one!!!"</p><p>She goes crying to her mom and then the girl comes out pulls up her dress and says, "My mom said as long as I have one of these I can get as many of those that I want!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3899267, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] The Tasting Game[/COLOR][/B] One morning at school, the teacher informed the class that they were going to play a tasting game. She said that they would stand in line and she would blindfold the first student and give them something to eat and they had to guess what it was. She gave the first student a slice of apple and said, "What do you taste?" "An apple", the student said. "Very good," says the teacher. She gave the second student a slice of pear and said, "What do you taste?" "I'm not sure." said the student, so the teacher gave him another slice. "Now do you know?" asked the teacher. "I think it's a pear" the student said. "Very good," says the teacher. The third student came up, was blindfolded and given a Hershey's Kiss. "What do you taste?" asked the teacher. Now this student saw that by not knowing, you get more of the same, so she said "I'm not sure." Sure enough, she got another piece. "I'm still not sure." she said after eating the second piece. The teacher gave her a third Hershey's Kiss and said, "Here's a little clue. It's something your mommy gives your daddy before bed." From the back of the line little Johnny shouts, "SPIT IT OUT! IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!!" [B][COLOR="Red"]00000000[/COLOR][/B] There was a fourth grade boy and a fourth grade girl. The fourth grade boy came by the fourth grade girl's house with a football and teased the girl saying, "Ha Ha! You can't have a football cause your a girl." The girl goes to her mom crying so her mom buys her a football. The boy got angry. So the next day he comes by with a boys bike and teases her saying, "Ha Ha! You can't have a boys bike cause your a girl!" So the girl goes crying to her mom and she gets a boys bike. The boy gets very mad. So the next day the boy comes by, pulls down his pants and says, "I have one of these and you can't go crying to your mom to get one!!!" She goes crying to her mom and then the girl comes out pulls up her dress and says, "My mom said as long as I have one of these I can get as many of those that I want!" [/QUOTE]
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