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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3898561" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Country Song Titles</span></strong></p><p></p><p>* It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long</p><p></p><p>* If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You</p><p></p><p>* If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me</p><p></p><p>* How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?</p><p></p><p>* I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well</p><p></p><p>* I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better</p><p></p><p>* I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win</p><p></p><p>* I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight</p><p></p><p>* I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here</p><p></p><p>* If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now</p><p></p><p>* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him</p><p></p><p>* She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger</p><p></p><p>* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly</p><p></p><p>* She's Looking Better After Every Beer</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">BlueNecks: Northeners</span></strong></p><p><strong><em>(opposite of Rednecks)</em></strong></p><p><strong><em></em></strong></p><p> <strong><em>YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF...</em></strong></p><p></p><p>Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.</p><p></p><p>You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."</p><p></p><p>You think Heinz Ketchup is REALLY SPICY.</p><p></p><p>You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road.</p><p></p><p>You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.</p><p></p><p>You don't know what a moon pie is.</p><p></p><p>You've never had an RC Cola.</p><p></p><p>You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled.</p><p></p><p>You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.</p><p></p><p>You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.</p><p></p><p>You have no idea what a polecat is.</p><p></p><p>You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.</p><p></p><p>You don't have bangs.</p><p></p><p>You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.</p><p></p><p>You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes."</p><p></p><p>You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich.</p><p></p><p>You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.</p><p></p><p>You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.</p><p></p><p>You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.</p><p></p><p>You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.</p><p></p><p>You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)</p><p></p><p>You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie, Bobbie, Johnnie, Jimmie)</p><p></p><p>You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.</p><p></p><p>None of your fur coats are homemade.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3898561, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Country Song Titles[/COLOR][/B] * It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long * If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You * If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me * How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? * I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well * I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better * I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win * I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight * I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here * If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now * My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him * She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger * You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly * She's Looking Better After Every Beer [B][COLOR="Teal"]BlueNecks: Northeners[/COLOR] [I](opposite of Rednecks) YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF...[/I][/B] Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women. You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." You think Heinz Ketchup is REALLY SPICY. You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. You don't know what a moon pie is. You've never had an RC Cola. You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips. You have no idea what a polecat is. You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog. You don't have bangs. You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes." You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich. You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach. You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house. You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores. You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping. You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice) You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie, Bobbie, Johnnie, Jimmie) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you. None of your fur coats are homemade. [/QUOTE]
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