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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3889001" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Newly Married CoupleThis couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, althoughvery much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party, so hesays to his new wife: Honey, I'll be right back...Where are you going coochi cooh...? Asks the wife.I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.The wife puts her hands on herhips and says to him: You want a beer my love...? Then she opens thedoor to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brandsfrom 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc....The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think ofsaying is: Yes, loolie loolie ... but the bar .... you know ...the frozen glass. He didn't get to finish saying the sentence,when the wife interrupts him by saying:You want a frozen glass puppyface...? She takes out of the freezer a huge beer mug so frozenthat the wife was getting the chills from holding it. The husbandlooking a bit pale says:Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hoer's de devours thatare really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise.OK? You want hoer's de devours poochi pooh..? She opens the oven andtakes out 15 dishes of different hoer's de devours ... chicken wings,pigs in the blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc...But sweet honey ... at the bar ... you know ... the swearing, the dirtywords and all that...You want dirty words cutie pie...?HERE, DRINK YOUR F***ING BEER IN YOUR F***ING FROZEN GLASS AND EAT YOURF***ING SH*T HOER'S DE VOURS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE. YOUF***ING ASSHOLE!!!...-------I woke early one morning.The earth lay cool and still,When suddenly, a tiny birdPerched on my window sill.He sang a song so lovely,So carefree and so gay -That slowly all my troublesBegan to slip away.He sang of far off places,Of laughter and of fun.It seemed his very trillingBrought up the morning sun.I stirred beneath the covers,Crept slowly out of bed -Then gently lowered the window,And crushed his fuckin' head.I'm not a morning person.</blockquote>

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