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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3888312" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Nun And The Cab DriverA nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. Sheasks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you butI don't want to offend you."She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're asold as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance and see and hearjust about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or askthat I would find offensive.""Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me."She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:1) you have to be single and2) you must be Catholic."The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'mCatholic too!" The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley." He doesand the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road,the cab driver starts crying his eyes out."My dear child, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I havesinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nunsays, "That's o.k., my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a HalloweenParty."oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOA guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only availableurinal, between two elderly men.He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are twostreams."What the hell is that?" he asks."War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They wereable to save my dick but they had to leave two holes"Then the guy looks to his right and sees. . . three streams !!!"What the hell is that?""War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes"The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle and see12 streams!!"War wound??""Naah, my zipper's stuck"</blockquote>

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