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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3883299" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Get Off The BusLittle Johnny is riding his tricycle around the living room and stops atthe kitchen door. He states, "Everyone who wants to get off the bus, getthe fuck off; everyone who wants to get on, get the fuck on."His mother, who is in the kitchen, yells "Young man watch yourlanguage."Little Johnny rides around the living room. Again he stops and says,"everyone who wants to get off, get the fuck off; everyone who wants toget on, get the fuck on."His mother yells, "Johnny I'm not gonna tell you again."He quickly rides around the living room again. He stops and says,"Everyone who wants to get off the bus, get the fuck off; and everyonewho wants to get on, get the fuck on."His mother quickly and firmly states, "That's it, go to your room till Icall for you."Little Johnny does as he is told. Two hours later his mother realizesthat Little Johnny is still in his room. She tells him he can come out.He comes out of his room, gets on his tricycle and rides around theliving room.When he stops he says "Everyone who wants to get of the bus, get thefuck off; everyone who wants to get on, get the fuck on. If anyone hasa problem with the two hour delay, well, go see the fucking BITCH in thekitchen." *~^~*~^~*Two fags named Richard and Scott were living together. It was stinkinghot one day and Richard arrived home to find Scott with his ass in thefreezer, "Scott! What the hell are you doing with your ass in thefreezer?"Scott crooned, "It was tho hot out-thide I thought you'd like thomethingcool to thlip into!"*~^~*~^~*A soldier known only as SargeHad sex with a hooker named MargeThough only a gruntHe assaulted her cuntAnd gave her a hon'rable discharge.On the banks of the Thames stood lord BuckinghamDreaming of tits and of sucking themWhile watching the stuntsOf the cunts in the puntsAnd the tricks of the pricks who were fuckin' 'em</blockquote>

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