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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3877699" data-attributes="member: 14320"> At The Pearly gatesA greyhound carrying only women crashed into the side of a mountain, andeveryone inside died. They met their maker at the pearly gates, andbecause women are the down-trodden of society, He decided to grant themone wish each and return them to Earth for 24 hours. They all lined up,and God asked the first one what her wish was."I want to be a man," the first woman answered.God snapped His fingers, and it was done.The second one in line heard this and said "Then I want to be a man,too."Another snap of His fingers and she became a man.This goes on down the line, snapping fingers and creating men. When Godgot halfway down the line, the last women in line started laughing.Finally, God reached this woman and asked her what her wish was be.The feminist laughed and said, "Make 'em all fuckin' fags!"_______There once was a man named RayWho fashioned a cunt out of clayBut the heat of his prickTurned the clay into brickAnd tore all his foreskin away_____One day, Johnny's teacher asked the class, "Children, who can answerthis question, please raise your hand!""Mention things you can suck!""Ice cream, mam!" Little Jane answered."Good, Jane." the teacher said, "Anyone else?""It's a lollipop!", said Little Steven."Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!" the teacher said.Johnny, the kid sitting at back then answered, "I think it's a lamp!"The teacher and all of the students wondered about Johnny's answer.Then the teacher asked him, "Johnny, what makes you say lamp?""Well, last night when I passed my parents' bedroom", Johnny said, "Iheard my mom said, please turn off the lamp, honey...and let me suckit.."</blockquote>

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