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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3870766" data-attributes="member: 14320">Out on the town one night, a young lad successfullychats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place."You can't make any noise," she warns him."My parents are upstairs and if they find out they'll kill us!"Things start getting heated on the sofa, but after awhile alcohol gets the better of the man's bladder."I have to go," he says."Well you can't go upstairs, it's right next to my parents' bedroom,"she replies. "Use the kitchen sink".So he dutifully retires to the kitchen. A few minuteslater, he pops his head round the door and asks, "Do you have any paper?"»¤«::::»§«::::»¤«A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical exams.Afterwards, the doctor called the young man into his office and told him that he had some good news and some bad news."The good news," he explained, "is that your fiancée has a particular strain of gonorrhea that I have only heard of once before."The guy paled. "If that's the good news, then what the hell is the bad news?""Well," the doctor elaborated, "the bad news is that I heard about this nasty strain just last week.... from my dog's vet."»¤«::::»§«::::»¤«Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day and caught him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom.Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.Little Johnny asked curiously "What ya doin dad?"His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed, to which Little Johnny replied..."What ya gonna do, f#ck him?"</blockquote>

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