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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3870081" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naughty Miscellaneous"Bullshit," thinks the man and walks in. "So you say you haveevery flavor ice cream in the world? O.K., I would like threescoops of pussy flavored ice cream, please.""No problem, sir."The assistant gives the man three scoops of ice cream in a coneand the man takes a good lick. Grimacing, he says, "Thisdoesn't taste like pussy, it tastes like shit!"The assistant replies, "Of course it tastes like shit when youtake such long licks!"_____Man's Three Rules Of Getting Old?1. Never pass a bathroom2. Don't waste a hard-on3. Never trust a fart_______Sex is badSex is a sinSins are forgivenSo stick it in._______Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?With any luck, right after he or she finishes college.My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she'sborderline irrational.So what's your question?_______This guy goes into a whore house and gives the lady at the front desk $500 and tells her that he wants a woman that can handle him.She replies, go down the hall and its the second door on the right.He does and just as they get started she starts screaming from the pain. He then marches back to the front desk and tell the woman that he said he wanted a woman that could handle him.She says, ok go down the hall and its the third door on the left.He does and once again the woman starts screaming just as they get started. Then he goes back to the front desk and she says I know I know you want a women that can handle you.She says, ok ok this time go all the way down the hall and down the stairs, there won't be any lights so just feel around til you hit something wet and stick it in.He does this and just as they get started nothing happens there isn't any screaming. Well he thinks, finally, this could work.As he gets into it he shouts "Oh yea, talk to me baby".She replies "MOOOOOO"!</blockquote>

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