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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3865699" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naughty ShortiesTwo guys go into a whore house. The first guy goes into the whore's room.She's laying there naked, but he sees this *HUGE* scab right on here pussy.He's so disgusted, he jumps out the window. (It's only on the first floor,he lives.) The other guy is waiting in the hall, and getting hornier bythe minute. Soon, he figures his buddy must be finished, so he goes in.He sees the *HUGE* scab, but he's soo excited, he just rips it off andthrows it out the window. He fucks her, pays her, and leaves. He findshis friend sitting outside the building and says, "Sorry I took so long,she was really good."His friend says, "That's alright, I had time to eat that pizza youthrew down to me."{{{{{After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?""As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife."Piss on him," answered the husband."You did," said the wife, "and he fired you.""Well, fuck him," said the husband."I did, and you go back to work in the morning."{{{{{A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes off all her clothes, lies back on the bed, and spreads her legs.Her husband starts to cry.She says, "What's the matter?"He says, "Thirty years ago I couldn't wait to eat it. Now it looks like it can't wait to eat me."</blockquote>

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