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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3865000" data-attributes="member: 14320">Two Italian MenA bus stopped and two Italian men got on. They sat down togetherand engaged in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind themignored them at first, but her attention was galvanized when sheheard one of the men become graphic."Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I comeagain. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.Then I come once-a more.""You foul-mouthed swine," said the lady indignantly. "In this countrywe don't talk about our sex lives in public!""Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma justa tellun my friendhowa to spella Mississippi.@@@Q. What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?A. When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick@@@An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to hisutter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock forthe first time in two years.He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up, andshowed her his enormous boner."You see that thing, woman?" he happily exclaimed. "What doyou think we ought to do with it?"With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got allthe wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it!"@@@Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females.One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow shit and dives downtoward her. "Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm, "...but isthis stool taken?"_________A young girl is speaking with her father."Daddy, what's that between your legs?""That's my hedgehog.""Wow, it's got a massive cock."</blockquote>

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