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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3864169" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>There were two gay guys living together.</p><p>One was more feminine and the other more masculine. The masculine one</p><p>lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So,</p><p>one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no chest hair and</p><p>if there was something he could do about it.</p><p></p><p>Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with the guy, and really</p><p>the only thing he could try to stimulate hair growth was to smother Vaseline</p><p>all over his chest daily and perhaps the skin would become stimulated enough</p><p>to produce hair.</p><p></p><p>The masculine homosexual was elated. He went immediately home and</p><p>smothered his chest in V-gel. When his partner came home and jumped into bed with</p><p>him, he felt the Vaseline and asked, "What in the hell are you doing?"</p><p></p><p>The masculine one explained what the doctor said and waited for comment</p><p>from his partner.</p><p></p><p>Finally, his partner said, "Don't you think if that was true that you</p><p>would have a pony tail coming out of your ass by now?"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q. How do you know when there's a gay president in the White House?</p><p>A. All the cigars taste like shit.</p><p></p><p>Q. Did you hear about the queer termite?</p><p>A. He went for the woodpecker.</p><p></p><p>Q. Did you hear abut the queer Canadian Mountie?</p><p>A. No only does he get his man.......He get's to keep him!!!!!!</p><p></p><p>Q. What's a queers favorite dish in a Chinese restaurant?</p><p>A. Cream of Sum Yung Guy.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the definition of "Tender Love?"</p><p>A. Two gays with hemorroids</p><p></p><p>What's the best selling brand of lipstick in San Francisco?</p><p>Preparation H.</p><p></p><p>Q: In prison, how do they separate the men from the boys? </p><p>A: With a crowbar</p><p></p><p>Two gays got into a heated argument, with one of them saying, "Well, you can kiss my ass!"</p><p>The other one blurted out, "This is no time to talk about romance, Bitch!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3864169, member: 14320"] There were two gay guys living together. One was more feminine and the other more masculine. The masculine one lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no chest hair and if there was something he could do about it. Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with the guy, and really the only thing he could try to stimulate hair growth was to smother Vaseline all over his chest daily and perhaps the skin would become stimulated enough to produce hair. The masculine homosexual was elated. He went immediately home and smothered his chest in V-gel. When his partner came home and jumped into bed with him, he felt the Vaseline and asked, "What in the hell are you doing?" The masculine one explained what the doctor said and waited for comment from his partner. Finally, his partner said, "Don't you think if that was true that you would have a pony tail coming out of your ass by now?" [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] Q. How do you know when there's a gay president in the White House? A. All the cigars taste like shit. Q. Did you hear about the queer termite? A. He went for the woodpecker. Q. Did you hear abut the queer Canadian Mountie? A. No only does he get his man.......He get's to keep him!!!!!! Q. What's a queers favorite dish in a Chinese restaurant? A. Cream of Sum Yung Guy. Q. What's the definition of "Tender Love?" A. Two gays with hemorroids What's the best selling brand of lipstick in San Francisco? Preparation H. Q: In prison, how do they separate the men from the boys? A: With a crowbar Two gays got into a heated argument, with one of them saying, "Well, you can kiss my ass!" The other one blurted out, "This is no time to talk about romance, Bitch!" [/QUOTE]
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