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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3862971" data-attributes="member: 14320">Las Vegas Hooker A guy is walking the strip in Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking Vegashooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventuallyasks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" The Hooker replies in sultry sexy voice, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." The guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." ... "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." ..... "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes."...... "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly,"I own those. And I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500.." So the guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on thebed realizing that he has just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime,worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says,"I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, in her sexy, husky voice, "$1,500.00.""I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" The hooker in her husky, sexy voice. " Step over here to the window,big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street?I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-jobthat's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides toput off the new car for another year or so and says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious andunforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,"How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something.Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us: All thosebeautiful lights, gambling palaces?""Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" "No," the hooker replies in her deep husky sexy voice,"but I would...............If I had a pussy!"-----------I want to die like my grandfather did, in his sleep.Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his car.-----------Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.The doctor walks in and Michael asks:"Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"</blockquote>