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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3859240" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Fascinate</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word</p><p>"fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said. "My family went to</p><p>the New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was</p><p>fascinating."</p><p></p><p>The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use</p><p>the word "fascinate". Sally raised her hand. She said,</p><p>"My family went to the Statue of Liberty and I was</p><p>"fascinated". The teacher said, "well, that was good,</p><p>Sally, but I want the word 'fascinate.'"</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because</p><p>Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally</p><p>decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate,'</p><p>so she called on him. Little Johnny said, " My sister has</p><p>a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so fucking big,</p><p>she can only fasten eight."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Do you think that the small bumps around a woman's nipples</p><p>are Braille for "suck here"?</p><p></p><p>There once was a young man named Dave</p><p>Who kept a dead whore in a cave.</p><p>He said, "What the hell,</p><p>You get used to the smell,</p><p>And think of the money I save!"</p><p></p><p>Now, the Bishop was nobody's fool</p><p>He'd gone to a great public school</p><p>So he lowered his britches</p><p>And buggered those bitches</p><p>With his eight-inch episcopal tool</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Three friends decided to bet each other $100 on who could make their wives scream more from sex.</p><p></p><p>They all go home to have sex with their wives and make them scream.</p><p></p><p>The next day the meet. The first friend says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming for at least 1 1/2 hours."</p><p></p><p>The second friend says, "That's nothing, I start licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and half hour after that."</p><p></p><p>The third friend says, " That's nothing, I made love to my wife for ten minutes, I came a couple times I wiped my Dick in the curtain and she still screaming."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3859240, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Fascinate[/COLOR][/B] A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue of Liberty and I was "fascinated". The teacher said, "well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word 'fascinate.'" Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate,' so she called on him. Little Johnny said, " My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so fucking big, she can only fasten eight." [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] Do you think that the small bumps around a woman's nipples are Braille for "suck here"? There once was a young man named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said, "What the hell, You get used to the smell, And think of the money I save!" Now, the Bishop was nobody's fool He'd gone to a great public school So he lowered his britches And buggered those bitches With his eight-inch episcopal tool [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] Three friends decided to bet each other $100 on who could make their wives scream more from sex. They all go home to have sex with their wives and make them scream. The next day the meet. The first friend says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming for at least 1 1/2 hours." The second friend says, "That's nothing, I start licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and half hour after that." The third friend says, " That's nothing, I made love to my wife for ten minutes, I came a couple times I wiped my Dick in the curtain and she still screaming." [/QUOTE]
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