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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3855169" data-attributes="member: 14320">Artificial Body PartsA married couple was having dinner and the conversation got around totransplants and artificial body parts."They'll make an artificial dick next," the wife said."Bullshit!" replied the husband, "There are something's you can't make... besides, what would you make it from?""Iron," she told him."Don't be stupid, woman. It'd rust.""Ok, brass then," she insisted."That's bloody ridiculous," scoffed the husband. "Men would never beable to keep it clean.""Rubbish!" she told him. "I've watched you polish yours while watchingporno videos for years!"88888How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?~ If your girlfriend chews before swallowing.What do you get when you get Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boytogether?~ A red headed Bitch with a yeast infectionHow do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?~ By sticking your finger in his honeyWhat is the ultimate rejection?~ When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleepWhat is the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?~ One is a snack cracker while the other is a crack snacker.Why do women always go to the bathroom right after sex?~ They can't teach their pussies to spit.What's the definition of gross?~ When you go down on a pregnant woman and something grabs your tongue.Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?~ Because they have cotton balls.What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as theyare leaving?~ Thanks for coming.</blockquote>

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