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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3851898" data-attributes="member: 14320">Hey, Can You Give Me A Hand?Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A manwith no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?".Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help.He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takesout his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy.Imagining the bonus he will get come judgement day, he continues to holdthe man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it backup in his pants."Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong withyour Johnson?"Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know,but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"gggggA very good looking guy is walking down the beach and hesees a woman with no arms or legs, just "sitting" there.As he approaches her, he notices that she is crying hereyes out. He bends down and asks "why are you crying?"She replies, "I've never been deeply kissed, would youkiss me?"So he thinks for a second and then bends down, gives her adeep kiss and starts to walk away again. But then shestarts bawling and crying even louder. He turns and askswhy she's crying this time. She looks at him wantonlyand says, "I've never been fucked before."So he thinks for another second, walks over to her,bends down and picks her up, and chucks her into theocean, and says, "Well, you're fucked now."</blockquote>

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