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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3847874" data-attributes="member: 14320">He Needs ReliefA man notices his thirteen-year-old son has been walking around for a week with a hard-on in his pants, and figures the boy needs some relief. He gives the kid twenty dollars and says: "Take this to the whorehouse at the other end of town, and have some fun."Well, the whorehouse is a good hour walk each way, but the boy returns in only 45 minutes. The father says: "where were you?""Well," says the boy, "when I walked by Grandma's house she asked where I was going and I told her. She said, 'why don't you just come in here instead, and I'll do you for free.' So that's what I did."The father, outraged, screams: "Are you telling me you fucked my MOTHER?""What's the big deal," says the boy, "you fuck mine!" jjjjjThere are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant."It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?"."Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."jjjjjMan goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look"."Oh, my God!!" says the doctor, " what could have made a hole as big as that?"Patient replies I've been fucked by an elephant."The doctor says "An elephant's penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous."Patient replies "He fingered me first."</blockquote>

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