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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3832462" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Unwind</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a</p><p>relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to</p><p>their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber. The</p><p>man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely."</p><p>So the woman gets out of bed and crosses her room to the husband. On</p><p>the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband</p><p>with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney</p><p>fall on her little nosey- wosey?"</p><p>The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two have passionate</p><p>sex and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her</p><p>bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on</p><p>her face.</p><p>The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and</p><p>says, "Clumsy bitch."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">nnnnn</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A professer gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died.</p><p></p><p>So this guy raised his hand and said " What about sexual exhaustion?"</p><p></p><p>The whole class burst out laughing.</p><p></p><p>After the laughter died down the professer replied " Maybe you should consider using the other hand!!!!!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">nnnnn</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.</p><p>She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and</p><p>lonely. I don't have any friends, no man will come near me, and</p><p>everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"</p><p>"I'm sure I can," the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie</p><p>face down on that couch."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3832462, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Unwind[/COLOR][/B] A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber. The man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." So the woman gets out of bed and crosses her room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey- wosey?" The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two have passionate sex and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy bitch." [B][COLOR="Red"]nnnnn[/COLOR][/B] A professer gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died. So this guy raised his hand and said " What about sexual exhaustion?" The whole class burst out laughing. After the laughter died down the professer replied " Maybe you should consider using the other hand!!!!!" [B][COLOR="Red"]nnnnn[/COLOR][/B] A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist. She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?" "I'm sure I can," the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch." [/QUOTE]
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