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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3831678" data-attributes="member: 14320">Hitch HikerA truck driver picks up a woman hitch hiker on the side of the road.He pulls over on the side of the road a few blocks down and the woman asks him what he is doing? He asks her if she wants to have sex? She says "I can't I'm on my period."He says "That doesn't matter."So they get in the back of the cab and he is eating her out.A police officer drives by and sees the truck rocking.So he gets out and knocks on the door of the truck.The truck driver opens the door and asks if he can help the officer.The officer asks him what he is doing? He says liking his fingers "Eating Pizza!"............A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."............There was a man from BrazilWho invented the atomic pill.His balls corroded his dick explodedAnd his ass was found in SevilleThere was a young girl from Coles Hillwho tried a dynamite stick for a thrillthey found her vagina in North CarolinaAnd bits of her tits in BrazilThe night was dark, the sky was bluedown the alley the shit wagon flewa bump was hit, a scream was hearda man was killed by a flying turd</blockquote>

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