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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3827364" data-attributes="member: 14320">Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything--I believe we should all live andlet live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with thesehomosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of themapproaches me and starts sucking my cock.Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversationwith this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a coupleof fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hotshower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too--big biceps, meaty thighs,thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he startedsucking my cock, that is.Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him?Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall thephrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a signaround my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thingin peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I've got a realproblem.Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across arugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enoughto me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you knowit, he's sucking my cock!What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren'tthere enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having totarget normal people like me?Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. Buttry telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the videostore. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless otherhomos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and therewas nothing I could do to stop them.I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strangethoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did thisfairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantasticboots?It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me onthe street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to somebathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsivecock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations Ienjoy with my wife--even some that haven't actually happened, like thesweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward MarkMessier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock,which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As itis, I'm just angry and sickened. But, believe me, that's enough. I don'tknow what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cocksucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were someway to get them to stop.I've tried all sorts of things, but it's all been to no avail. A few monthsback, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong withmenacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off,but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, Ireally started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they weresucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths justbefore ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hairseemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across tothese swishes?I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock allthe time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures--like maybepinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerfulforearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understandloud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. Imean, you can't get much more direct than that.</blockquote>

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