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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3824137" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A faggot hadn't had any sex for quite some time. One night,</p><p>he happened to run into a wino just outside of a gay bar. He said to</p><p>him, "Look, I do not know you, and you don't know me, but if I can</p><p>have sex with you, I'll give you fifty bucks!" The wino considered</p><p>this proposition and said, "well---okay. But you ought to be</p><p>forewarned that I have crabs." "That's all right," said the faggot...</p><p>"I love seafood."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>What is the difference between a Hobo and a Homo?</p><p>A Hobo is a loner who doesn't have any friends.</p><p>A Homo has friends up the arse.</p><p></p><p>Q: How can you tell if you are in a gay amusement park?</p><p>A: They issue gerbils at the tunnel of love.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a fag that doesn't have aids?</p><p>A: A lucky cocksucker.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did one gerbil say to the other when they saw the faggot</p><p>….swish into the pet store?</p><p>A: "Don't panic! Just turn your back and act like a dog!"</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the two fags who had an argument in a</p><p>….poofter bar?</p><p>A: They went outside to exchange blows.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the hardest thing about AIDS?</p><p>A: Leaving your friends behind.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why are there so many poofters in the British aristocracy?</p><p>A: Have you seen their women?</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you know 70% of the faggot population were born that way?</p><p>A: The other 30% were sucked into it.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did the poof do when he missed his boyfriend?</p><p>A: He shit in his hand and had a wank.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do faggots spell relief?</p><p>A: N-O-A-I-D-S.</p><p></p><p>Q: Hear about the new gay sitcom?</p><p>A: "Leave it, it's Beaver."</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the gay rabbit?</p><p>A: He found a hare up his ass.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is a shit?</p><p>A: A faggot's wet dream.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3824137, member: 14320"] A faggot hadn't had any sex for quite some time. One night, he happened to run into a wino just outside of a gay bar. He said to him, "Look, I do not know you, and you don't know me, but if I can have sex with you, I'll give you fifty bucks!" The wino considered this proposition and said, "well---okay. But you ought to be forewarned that I have crabs." "That's all right," said the faggot... "I love seafood." [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] What is the difference between a Hobo and a Homo? A Hobo is a loner who doesn't have any friends. A Homo has friends up the arse. Q: How can you tell if you are in a gay amusement park? A: They issue gerbils at the tunnel of love. Q: What do you call a fag that doesn't have aids? A: A lucky cocksucker. Q: What did one gerbil say to the other when they saw the faggot ….swish into the pet store? A: "Don't panic! Just turn your back and act like a dog!" Q: Did you hear about the two fags who had an argument in a ….poofter bar? A: They went outside to exchange blows. Q: What's the hardest thing about AIDS? A: Leaving your friends behind. Q: Why are there so many poofters in the British aristocracy? A: Have you seen their women? Q: Did you know 70% of the faggot population were born that way? A: The other 30% were sucked into it. Q: What did the poof do when he missed his boyfriend? A: He shit in his hand and had a wank. Q: How do faggots spell relief? A: N-O-A-I-D-S. Q: Hear about the new gay sitcom? A: "Leave it, it's Beaver." Q: Did you hear about the gay rabbit? A: He found a hare up his ass. Q: What is a shit? A: A faggot's wet dream. [/QUOTE]
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