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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3819988" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Great Reasons To Be A Guy...</span></strong></p><p></p><p>*Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.</p><p>*You know stuff about tanks.</p><p>*A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.</p><p>*You can open all your own jars.</p><p>*Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.</p><p>*You can go to the bathroom without a support group.</p><p>*You can leave the motel bed unmade.</p><p>*You can kill your own food.</p><p>*You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.</p><p>*Wedding plans take care of themselves.</p><p>*If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.</p><p>*Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.</p><p>*If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.</p><p>*Everything on your face stays its original color.</p><p>*You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.</p><p>*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.</p><p>*You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.</p><p>*Car mechanics tell you the truth.</p><p>*You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."</p><p>*Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.</p><p>*Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.</p><p>*You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.</p><p>*If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. *Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"</p><p>*You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.</p><p>*You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.</p><p>*You almost never have strap problems in public.</p><p>*You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.</p><p>*The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.</p><p>*You don't have to shave below your neck.</p><p>*Gas (at either end) is cool.</p><p>*Your belly usually hides your big hips.</p><p>*One wallet</p><p></p><p><strong>and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3819988, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Great Reasons To Be A Guy...[/COLOR][/B] *Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. *You know stuff about tanks. *A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. *You can open all your own jars. *Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. *You can go to the bathroom without a support group. *You can leave the motel bed unmade. *You can kill your own food. *You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. *Wedding plans take care of themselves. *If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. *Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. *If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. *Everything on your face stays its original color. *You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. *Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. *You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming. *Car mechanics tell you the truth. *You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me." *Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. *Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks. *You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift. *If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. *Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" *You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. *You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt. *You almost never have strap problems in public. *You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. *The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. *You don't have to shave below your neck. *Gas (at either end) is cool. *Your belly usually hides your big hips. *One wallet [B]and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. [/B] [/QUOTE]
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