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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3808485" data-attributes="member: 14320">20 Years Of MarriageAfter 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening,when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn'tin quite sometime.It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then beganmoving down past the small of her back.He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand downover her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressedpast the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gentlyover her buttock and down her leg to her calf.Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermostportion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side,then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the TV.As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in aloving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'He said , 'I found the remote'==========What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS? A crazy bitch who will find you!==========There's a blonde driving on a highway next to a cornfield. Shesees another blonde rowing a rowboat in the cornfield next to her. The blonde driver gets out and yells at the blonde in the cornfield, "You're the kind of blonde's that makes other blondeslook dumb. If I could swim out there to you, I'd kick your ass!"==========A blonde goes to the drugstore to buy deodorant, and asks thepharmacist what he recommended."How about the ball type?""No, this is for my boyfriend's armpits."==========Two married guys were having a discussion about sex,marriage, and family values.The first said, "I never slept with my wife before we gotmarried, did you?""I'm not sure. What was her maiden name?"</blockquote>

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