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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3807277" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">LADIES....PAY ATTENTION!!</span></strong></p><p><strong><em>Newly Discovered Benefits of Worshiping and Adoring Your Man's Penis:</em></strong></p><p></p><p>1) Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life.</p><p>2) If you swallow, the protein injested is equivalent to five</p><p>porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.</p><p>3) A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.</p><p>4) Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to ten minutes on the</p><p>treadmill.</p><p>5) Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.</p><p>6) Intercourse prevents divorce.</p><p>7) Regular fucking releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of</p><p>brain cells.</p><p>8) Sex eliminates headaches.</p><p>9) Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, Thou shalt make thy man</p><p>hard, triples your chances of getting into heaven.</p><p>10) Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your</p><p>lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=========</span></strong></p><p></p><p>These three women were roommates. One night they had all gone out on</p><p>dates and they all came home at about the same time. The first one</p><p>said,"You know you've been on a good date when you come home with</p><p>your hair all messed up." The second one said, "No, you know you've been</p><p>on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared."</p><p>The third one said nothing, but reached under her skirt, removed</p><p>her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck. "Now THAT'S</p><p>a good date!"</p></blockquote><p></p>

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