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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3804701" data-attributes="member: 14320">Where'd You Do It Last?If you don't laugh at the end of reading this then there's somethingwrong with you... Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to workand hearing this. Many Chicago folks did hear this on the WBAM FMmorning show in Chicago.The DJ's play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game iscalled "Mate Match". The DJ's call someone at work and ask if they aremarried or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers"yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (withphone number) for Verification.If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they bothwin the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago madethe City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and ispossibly the funniest thing I have heard yet. Anyway, here's how it allwent down:DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you heard of Mate Match?"Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."DJ: "Great! Then you know were giving away a trip to Orlando, Floridaif you win. What is your name? First only please.Contestant: "Brian."DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?Brian: "Yes."DJ: "Yes? Does that mean that you're married or you're what?"Brian: (laughing nervously "Yes I am married."DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."Brian: "Sarah"DJ: "Is Sarah at work, Brian?"Brian: "She's gonna kill me."DJ: "Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work"Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"Brian: "She is gonna kill me."DJ: "Stay with me here Brian! "Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"Brian: "About 10 minutes."DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have saidthat if a trip wasn't at stake."Brian: "Yeah, a trip would be nice."DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock thismorning?"Brian: Laughing Hard " I ummm, I, well..."DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with usfor a couple of weeks..."DJ: "Uh Huh..."Brian:"...and the Mother In Law was in the shower at the time."DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."Brian: "On the kitchen table."DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundredtimes I have done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get hiswife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."Three Minutes of Commercials FollowDJ: "OK audience, let's call Sarah, shall we? "(touch tones...ringing..)Clerk: "Kinkos."DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"Clerk: "This is she."DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar from WBAM, we are live on the air and I haveBeen speaking with Brian for a couple hours now."Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not togive any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooo do you know the rules of'Mate Match'?"Sarah: "No"DJ: "Good"Brian: (laughing)Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"Brian: (laughing) "Just answer the questions honestly, okay? Becompletely honest."DJ: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. Ifyour answers match Brian's answers, then both of you are off to Orlando,Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World, Sea World, Tickets to the Magicsgame. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."DJ: "Alright, when did you last have sex, Sara?"Sarah: "Oh God, Brian...uh, this morning before Brian went to work."DJ: "What time?"Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."DJ: "Hmmmm. That's good enough. I am sure she is trying to protect hismanhood. We've got one last question,Sarah. You are one last question away from a trip to Florida. Are youready?"Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."DJ: "Where did you have it?"Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"Brian: "Just tell him, honey."DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"Sarah: "Well..."DJ: "Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?"Sarah: "In the ass...."After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a stationbreak."</blockquote>

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