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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3803492" data-attributes="member: 14320">There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother.One night the daughter came home looking very down."How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother."Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job.""Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!""Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"2342A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other.After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all.""Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget.The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her.Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"2342This guy is in line at the Super Market when he notices a hot blondebehind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.He is stunned that such a hottie would be waving to him, and althoughfamiliar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?"She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father ofone of my children!"His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,"Christ!" he says "are you that stripper at my bachelor party that I had on the pool table in front of all my friends, while your partner whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?""No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"</blockquote>

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