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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3800594" data-attributes="member: 14320">Taking A Dump!There were two truck drivers in a truck riding down the interstate when one of them told the other one he had to take a dump. Since they were on the road and there were no truck stops for miles, he decided to stop the truck and go behind a bush and do his business but there was only one problem...he didnt have any toilet paper.He asked his partner if he had some paper.He didn't have any paper, but suggested that his friend wipe with a dollar. The man agreed and went behind the bush and handled his business. He came from behind the bush with poop all over his hand so his partner asked him what happened and he replied,"Do you know how hard it is to wipe your ass with four quarters?"@@@Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. They decide that when they get home, they'll do everything that the women ask.The next weekend, they are in the same bar.The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was so great! I was sitting on the couch watching TV and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't you burn the whole house down? That place is still smoldering."The second guy said "That ain't nothing. I was working on the car, and dropped my wrench and it nicked the fender. She said why don't you tear the whole car apart? It took me all night."The third guy said "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes, and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed her crotch, she said "Cut that out!" He held out his hands. "Ever seen one of these real close?"@@@A little boy wearing a cowboy hat and toy sixguns walked intoan ice cream store and asked for a bananna split. The girl waiting onhim said, "OK, would you like your nuts crushed?""Fuck no, lady! How would you like your tits shot off?"</blockquote>

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