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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3794423" data-attributes="member: 14320">Funny Pot PouriA woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged."Have you always been that way?" asked the podiatrist."No," she said, not until recently. "I've been fucking a lot doggie style.""Well," said the podiatrist, "you are going to have to stop.""I can't," she replied, "that's the only way my German Shepherd fucks."==============A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, gulps it down,looks in his pocket then orders another one.He gulps that one down, looks in his pocket again,then orders another one.He does this about 7 or 8 more times when the bartender finally asks,"Every time you finish a drink you look in your pocket.What's in your pocket?"The man replies, "Oh... I have a picture of my wife in there.I drink until she looks good, then I go home."==============A guy goes over to his brother's house all bruised and his clothestorn.His brother says, "Man, where have you been?""I just got back from burying my mother-in-law""How did you get all bruised and your clothes torn from burying yourmother-in-law?""She wouldn't lie still!!"==============Know where you can find sympathy?In the dictionary, somewhere between 'shit' and 'syphilis'.==============Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over tobegin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says,"Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The womanreplies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt eachother, aren't we."==============A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET.HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TOSEE WHAT'S UP.THE LITTLE BOY IS GRIPPING ON TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HANDAND HITTING HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FORA WHILE.BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE 'DOODY' YET."MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES.BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."</blockquote>

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