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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3793213" data-attributes="member: 14320">Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females. One spotsa real cutie sitting on a pile of cow shit and dives down toward her. "Pardon me"he asks, turning on his best charm, "...but is this stool taken?"*****"My wife and I split up because we had too much in common," said the solitarydrinker to the bartender."Is that so?""Yeah - we both liked to eat pussy!"*****Q: Did you hear about the sluts’ party?A: Every cunt was full.*****Who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman?The woman, of course. Look at it this way. When your ear itches and you putyour little finger in it and wiggle it around, what feels better - your finger or your ear?*****A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes hisparent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, thencontinues on down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me forsucking my thumb!"*****This guy is eating this prostitutes cunt and he says, "thistastes like rice pudding?""That's what all the boys say, but it's really maggots."*****Whore House Slogans1. More Fuck for your Buck!2. More Honey for your Money!3. More Gash for your Cash!4. More Hole for your Pole!5. More Head for your Bread!6. More Booty for your Looty!7. More Strange for your Change!8. She'll Wear a Collar for a Dollar!9. Will suck for a buck!10.We'll Tally Whack Your Ban !*****For a lark this strip joint has a contest, for the smelliestcunt contest. So this Fat disgusting chick shows up withher husband. She's so fat and lazy she has to be assistedby her husband to the cunt stand. She blows the doorsout of this place because her cunt is so smelly. She winshands down. Her brave husband had stuck with her andaccepted the cheque for winning the contest. Themanagement couldn't help but ask, how do you stand thesmell. He says, "well when she first died two weeks ago,it was pretty bad, but you get used to it."</blockquote>

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