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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3792007" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> Internet Addict</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There are many signs you need to watch out for that could mean you are yet another surf junkie addicted to the internet...</p><p>You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com</p><p></p><p>You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one.</p><p></p><p>You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com"</p><p></p><p>Your wife drapes a blonde wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.</p><p></p><p>All of your friends have an @ in their names.</p><p></p><p>You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.</p><p></p><p>Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.</p><p></p><p>You laugh at people with 14,400 baud modems.</p><p></p><p>You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.</p><p></p><p>You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.</p><p></p><p>You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html</p><p></p><p>Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."</p><p></p><p>You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.</p><p></p><p>You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)</p><p></p><p>You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse.</p><p></p><p>Your best friend is someone you've never met.</p><p></p><p>Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so you can chat.</p><p></p><p>You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."</p><p></p><p>Your dog has its own home page.</p><p></p><p>So does your gold fish.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Confession</span></strong></p><p></p><p>An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation</p><p>ensues:</p><p></p><p>Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many</p><p>children, grandchildren, and great</p><p>grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking We</p><p>went to a motel, where I had</p><p>sex with each of them three times."</p><p></p><p>Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"</p><p></p><p>Man: "What sins?"</p><p></p><p>Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"</p><p></p><p>Man: "I'm Jewish."</p><p></p><p>Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"</p><p></p><p>Man: "I'm telling everybody."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3792007, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] Internet Addict[/COLOR][/B] There are many signs you need to watch out for that could mean you are yet another surf junkie addicted to the internet... You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com" Your wife drapes a blonde wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. All of your friends have an @ in their names. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. You laugh at people with 14,400 baud modems. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed." You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^) You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse. Your best friend is someone you've never met. Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so you can chat. You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited." Your dog has its own home page. So does your gold fish. [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]Confession[/COLOR][/B] An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times." Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?" Man: "What sins?" Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?" Man: "I'm Jewish." Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?" Man: "I'm telling everybody." [/QUOTE]
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