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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3790947" data-attributes="member: 14320">Signs Found In The Kitchen*So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!*Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!*I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.*If you write in the dust, please don't date it!*I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!*A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.*My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!*I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.*If you don't like my standards of cooking ... lower your standards.*Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse.*It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.*A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.*A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!*Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.*Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.*Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.*My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines.*I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.*Mother does not live here any more, clean up your own mess.*Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!=====Sex PillsThere once was a man who could not keep it going with his wife.He went to the doctor who gave him some sex pills. There was a label on the bottle that said "Take one pill for a great night." The man thought that he wanted a stupendous night so he downed the whole bottle.In the morning the neighbors came over to find the man's son sitting on the porch crying."What's wrong?" they said. The boy replied, "Mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my butt hurts and dad's in the basement yelling 'here kitty"</blockquote>

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