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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3779908" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Waiter And The Blonde A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful Blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying."What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked.Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said, "My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is my birthday. Nice gift, isn't it?"The waiter talked with her a few moments, and was able to get her to stop crying. He kept a close eye on her, and when she had finished her meal, he went into the kitchen, cut a large slice from the best cake on the menu, and stuck a candle in it. He lit the candle, and brought it to her table. She looked very happy, and he was glad. He said, "Make a wish and blow!"She closed her eyes, and made her wish. Then she came up to the waiter, got down on her knees, unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock, and started sucking on it. He had no idea why she was doing this, but she was really into it, sucking away, and playing with his balls. He knew that he should stop her-they didn't even know each others names-but hey, when you've got a hot blonde sucking on your cock, like you're really going to say, no don't suck it.He stood there, enjoying every moment, and when she made him cum, he exploded inside her mouth, and she swallowed every drop of his huge, hot load. She looked up at him with a smile, and said, "Did you like it?"He said, "Yes, of course, you suck cock great... but I'm just wondering why you suddenly started sucking my cock??"She looked confused. "Well, I was just doing what you told me to."Now he's confused. "What I told you to?"Smiling, she says, "Don't tell me you forgot already... You said, 'Make a wish and blow!'"@@@@@Harry went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, so he asked her to dance.She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, Harry said, "You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?"The flattered girl told him it was Channel #5.Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?"Honest Harry replied: "Well, I've got a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it."</blockquote>