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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3773724" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Men vs Oreos</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>How women could want sex less often than Oreos,</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>right there and then, shows why our society is in such</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>a state of disarray and chaos. Frankly I personally</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>find it disgusting. How normally fine , moral women,</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>turn into sleazy cream craving lunatics is beyond me.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>What makes them crave the Oreo so much???</em></strong></p><p><strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Well Duh, they are better than men. What makes them</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>better than men???</em></strong></p><p></p><p>10. They don't scream if you twist them too hard.</p><p></p><p>9. They don't get drunk and throw up in your bed.</p><p></p><p>8. They are always good.</p><p></p><p>7. They go away when you want them too.</p><p></p><p>6. Rather have chocolate in your teeth than hair.</p><p></p><p>5. Don't have to worry about the last person who</p><p>ate one.</p><p></p><p>4. It's always fun to swallow.</p><p></p><p>3. They never talk.</p><p></p><p>2. When it makes a mess in your bed, it's easy to clean.</p><p></p><p>1. The creamy white stuff tastes good</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?</p><p>A. When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a dog and a dick?</p><p>A: A dog stops coming after you beat it.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?</p><p>A: Better traction in the mud.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The prayer meeting was really jumping. The pastor</p><p>asked for those who wanted to witness to get up and</p><p>speak. A man stood and shouted, "I have lusted in my</p><p>heart!"</p><p></p><p>The pastor said, "Tell it all, Brother. Tell it all!"</p><p></p><p>The brother said, "I have been slave to the demon</p><p>alcohol!"</p><p></p><p>The pastor said, "Tell it all, Brother! Tell it all!"</p><p></p><p>The brother said, "I have been unfaithful to my dear</p><p>wife!"</p><p></p><p>Again the pastor said, "Tell it all, Brother! Tell it</p><p>all!"</p><p></p><p>The brother said, "I have screwed a goat!"</p><p></p><p>The pastor said, "I wouldn't have told that, Brother!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3773724, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Men vs Oreos[/COLOR] [I]How women could want sex less often than Oreos, right there and then, shows why our society is in such a state of disarray and chaos. Frankly I personally find it disgusting. How normally fine , moral women, turn into sleazy cream craving lunatics is beyond me. What makes them crave the Oreo so much??? Well Duh, they are better than men. What makes them better than men???[/I][/B] 10. They don't scream if you twist them too hard. 9. They don't get drunk and throw up in your bed. 8. They are always good. 7. They go away when you want them too. 6. Rather have chocolate in your teeth than hair. 5. Don't have to worry about the last person who ate one. 4. It's always fun to swallow. 3. They never talk. 2. When it makes a mess in your bed, it's easy to clean. 1. The creamy white stuff tastes good [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] Q. What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A. When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick! Q: What's the difference between a dog and a dick? A: A dog stops coming after you beat it. Q: Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms? A: Better traction in the mud. [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] The prayer meeting was really jumping. The pastor asked for those who wanted to witness to get up and speak. A man stood and shouted, "I have lusted in my heart!" The pastor said, "Tell it all, Brother. Tell it all!" The brother said, "I have been slave to the demon alcohol!" The pastor said, "Tell it all, Brother! Tell it all!" The brother said, "I have been unfaithful to my dear wife!" Again the pastor said, "Tell it all, Brother! Tell it all!" The brother said, "I have screwed a goat!" The pastor said, "I wouldn't have told that, Brother!" [/QUOTE]
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