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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3772559" data-attributes="member: 14320">Hiking StoryTwo men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they weregetting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we'restarting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'llhike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend theday. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over thecampfire."The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into abeautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then Iswam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watcheddeer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled withbutterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroadtracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied tothe tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I hadsex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was sotired I could barely move, I came back to camp.""Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Didyou get a blow job too?""Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."@@@ A guy was walking around the parking lot with his keys in his hand,A cop pulls up and asks him if there was anything wrong. The guyreplies " They stole my car."The cop asks him where he saw it last. He says " At the end of my key."The cop seeing that the guy is plastered, looks him over and noticesthat his dick is hanging out of his pants. The cop points this factout to him. The guy looks down and says, " Oh shit, they stole mywife too!"</blockquote>

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