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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3769976" data-attributes="member: 14320">Doggy StyleA man returns home from work and enters through the kitchendoor. He sees his wife on her hands and knees scrubbing thefloor. She only has an apron on, so the husband gets a bighard on and starts humping his wife doggy style.When he is through he pulls out and at the same time hits herreal hard upside her head."What was that?" the wife screamed "Here I am being so niceto you, and letting you really enjoy yourself. What did youhit me for??"The husband looks at her and angrily says "For not lookingback to see who it was!"@@@A cop was walking his beat through a back alley when hecaught a young boy having a wank in the long grass."What do you think you're doing?" the cop said."What does it look like? I'm having a wank," the kid replied."You'd best be careful, boy." the cop warned. "When we catcha young fella doing that, we cut his dick off, stretch and dryit, put a leather thong through one end to make a police batonout of it.""And I bet I know what you do when you catch a girl doing it."said the young boy."And what's that?" asked the cop."I bet you cut out her cunt, dry and stretch it, then put it in ablueuniform!"@@@Q. What's the difference between a mugger and a peeping Tom?A. A mugger snatches watchesQ. What do you say to a lesbian with no arms and no legs?A. Nice tits. Bitch.Q. What does a woman do when she gets out of the batteredwomen's shelter?A. The dishes if she knows what's good for her.Q. What's the best way to make a pussy talk to you?A: Stick a tongue in it.Q. What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of one another?A. A block of flaps.Q. What is love?A. The delusion that one woman differs from another.</blockquote>

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How's this possible?

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Altezza 1/2 cut IS200 Manual

Anyone looking for a manual IS200 halfcut can call 0122318580. My friend wants to sell at RM7.2k. Call him to nego if u r interested. Thanks.

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