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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3764120" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Nasty Pick Up Lines</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults.....</em></strong></p><p></p><p>*The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.</p><p>*That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.</p><p>*I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.</p><p>*I like every spread the word especially mine.</p><p>*How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?</p><p>*Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?</p><p>*Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?</p><p>*Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.</p><p>*Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.</p><p>*Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.</p><p>*If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays</p><p>*If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?</p><p>*You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!</p><p>*I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.</p><p>*Is it hot in here or is it just you?</p><p>*If you were a car door I would slam you all night long</p><p>*Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.</p><p>*How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out</p><p>*Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile.</p><p>*Nice shirt.... wanna fuck?</p><p>*If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.</p><p>*Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!</p><p>*Can I have fries with that shake!</p><p>*I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.</p><p>*You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.</p><p>*Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?</p><p>*If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.</p><p>*Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?</p><p>*Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.</p><p>*Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.</p><p>*Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.</p><p>*My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!</p><p>*I'd look good on you.</p><p>*When does your centerfold come out.</p><p>*So do ya wanna see something really swell?</p><p>*I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?</p><p>*I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.</p><p>*Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.</p><p>*Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?</p><p>*I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.</p><p>*You have nice legs. What time do they open?</p><p>*Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?</p><p>*Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.</p><p>*Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!</p><p>*Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.</p><p>*You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.</p><p>*Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!</p><p>*Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.</p><p>*If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3764120, member: 14320"] [B]Nasty Pick Up Lines [I]These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults.....[/I][/B] *The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. *That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. *I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. *I like every spread the word especially mine. *How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? *Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want? *Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart? *Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good. *Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. *Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up. *If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays *If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? *You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! *I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button. *Is it hot in here or is it just you? *If you were a car door I would slam you all night long *Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast. *How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out *Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. *Nice shirt.... wanna fuck? *If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. *Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! *Can I have fries with that shake! *I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U. *You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache. *Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? *If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. *Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house? *Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants. *Do you know CPR because you take my breath away. *Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope. *My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it! *I'd look good on you. *When does your centerfold come out. *So do ya wanna see something really swell? *I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? *I've got the hot dog and you got the buns. *Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get. *Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off? *I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock. *You have nice legs. What time do they open? *Do you like Subway? How about my foot long? *Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it. *Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass! *Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world. *You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you. *Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb! *Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you. *If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight? [/QUOTE]
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