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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3763522" data-attributes="member: 14320">Taking A ShitTwo guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom. So they stopped the truck and he went behind the bushes. Then he came back and the other said "That was fast." "Well I need to take a shit but I've got nothing to wipe my ass with." The other answers, "That's easy just go on back, pull out a dollar, and wipe your ass with it." "O.K." he says as he goes back over to the bush. Later he comes back with a really upset look on his face and says "That was a terrible idea. Not only did I get SHIT all over my hands, I've got 4 Quarters Stuck up my ASS!"********A man at a nudist camp got a letter from his mother asking for a picture. Since the only pictures he had were taken in the nude, he cut one in half and mailed her the part showing only from the waste up.His mom wrote back after receiving the photograph and said, "thanks for the picture. Can you grandma have one too?" The guy thought, since grandma can't see well, I'll just give her the bottom half, and he sent it. After getting her grandson's picture, she wrote to him and said, "nice picture, but your hairstyle sure makes you nose look long."********A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill." She ignored his remark.A little later, the husband took his measuring tape and measured his wife's rear end while she was bending over working in a flower bed. "Geeze, honey, it IS as wide as the grill!" She again ignored his remark.Later that night, while in bed, the husband started to feel frisky. He rolled over to start something with his wife and she calmly rolled away from him saying, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, forget it!"********An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemeterywith the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, shewhispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy."The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him andsaid, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."</blockquote>

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