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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3762574" data-attributes="member: 14320">Jack And MabelOnce upon a time there was a young redneck by the name of Jack.Jack lived and worked on a farm with the farmer,the farmer's wife and their daughter Mabel.One fine day as Jack was attending to his daily chores he saw Mabelbending over to milk the cow. He felt himself become aroused for thefirst time and, shocked, ran to find the farmer to explain thisstrange phenomena. Upon finding the farmer he proceeded to drop histrousers and whip out his stiff trouser snake much to the horror of the farmer."Farmer, farmer," Jack cried, "what is happening to my penis?""Now settle down and put that thing away." said the farmer."Don't worry about it. It happens to all men.""But I don't like it!" cried Jack."Well then," said the farmer, "next time it happens just go into themilk shed, get some cow shit and rub it on your dick.It'll go down quick smart, trust me."The next day Jack was passing by the house when he looked in and sawthe farmers' wife having a shower. Feeling his member getting hard herushed into the cow shed, dropped his pants and picked up two handfulsof shit. Just then Mabel walked into the shed."What are you doing Jack?" asked Mabel. "Well," Jack replied,"I'm gonna rub this shit on my dick to make it go down.""That would be a waste." Mabel said as she laid down on the ground andlifted her skirt. "Why don't you stick it up here?"So he did.Both handfuls!!!!!@@@There was a young lady named Nelly,Whose tits would jiggle like jelly.They could tickle her twat,Or be tied in a knot,And could even swat flies on her belly!@@@ A paleface went to the local Indian reservation where he met the chief. How' s about letting me have one of your women for a little while? asked the paleface.The chief responded, "How much money do you have?""I don't have any money but I have this bag of corn." said the paleface."A bag of corn huh." replied the chief.The chief thought for a moment then agreed to the deal. "Take that woman there into my tepee." he said.So the paleface took the woman into the tepee where she took all her clothes off and laid down on her stomach. The paleface saw this and said, "No, you have to turn over onto your back."The Indian woman replied by turning over pointing at her pussy saying, "This money hole." Then turning over onto her stomach, pointing to her ass saying, "This corn hole."</blockquote>

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