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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3754433" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Paul says ...</strong></p><p></p><p>My dick is hard and my balls are a smok'in,</p><p>I needed some pussy and I'm not jok'in!~!</p><p></p><p></p><p>As long as I have a face you'll always have a place to sit.~!</p><p></p><p></p><p>When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose ...</p><p>it's how drunk you get.</p><p></p><p></p><p>One drink is my limit</p><p>Two at the very most</p><p>Three ... I'm under the table</p><p>Four ... I'm under the host!~!</p><p></p><p></p><p>It ain't the drinkin' that causes hangovers, it's the wakin' up!</p><p></p><p></p><p>To alcohol!</p><p>The cause of ... and solution to ... all of life's problems!</p><p></p><p></p><p>Hey ... Do you know the difference between Sugar and Sweet and Low???</p><p>Sugar is on the lips and Sweet and Low is where my crotch is!~!~! </p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Paul's Definition of Utter Frustration ...</strong></p><p>That's when you walk into a wall with a hard on and your nose hits first! </p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Documentation is like sex ...</strong></p><p>When it is good, it is VERY good;</p><p>and when it's bad, it's still better than nothing at all.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>An Opinion from a Southern Gentleman ...</strong></p><p>Here's to Fire!~!~!~!</p><p>Not that it burns down Shanty's.</p><p>But ... when it ignites,</p><p>It pulls down panties!~!~!~!</p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The True Southern Gentleman says ...</strong></p><p>Yankee's are like hemorrhoids,</p><p>If they come down and go back up, they're fine.</p><p>But if they come down and stay ...</p><p>they're a fucking pain in the ass. </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Paul says ...</strong></p><p>Here's to the girl with blue shoes</p><p>She likes whiskey, she likes booze</p><p>She lost her cherry, but ain't no sin</p><p>She still has the box the cherry came in.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Sleep with me once -- thank me forever.</p><p></p><p></p><p>If you're not into oral sex, keep your fucking mouth shut! </p><p></p><p></p><p>The only difference between sex for money and sex for free</p><p>is that sex for money costs a lot less!</p><p></p><p></p><p>Find em' hot, leave em' wet!~!</p><p></p><p></p><p>Fighting for peace is like fuckin' for virginity.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>And the truest thing Paul has to say ...</strong></p><p>It ain't easy being me, but it sure is fun!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3754433, member: 14320"] [B]Paul says ...[/B] My dick is hard and my balls are a smok'in, I needed some pussy and I'm not jok'in!~! As long as I have a face you'll always have a place to sit.~! When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose ... it's how drunk you get. One drink is my limit Two at the very most Three ... I'm under the table Four ... I'm under the host!~! It ain't the drinkin' that causes hangovers, it's the wakin' up! To alcohol! The cause of ... and solution to ... all of life's problems! Hey ... Do you know the difference between Sugar and Sweet and Low??? Sugar is on the lips and Sweet and Low is where my crotch is!~!~! [B] Paul's Definition of Utter Frustration ...[/B] That's when you walk into a wall with a hard on and your nose hits first! [B] Documentation is like sex ...[/B] When it is good, it is VERY good; and when it's bad, it's still better than nothing at all. [B]An Opinion from a Southern Gentleman ...[/B] Here's to Fire!~!~!~! Not that it burns down Shanty's. But ... when it ignites, It pulls down panties!~!~!~! [B] The True Southern Gentleman says ...[/B] Yankee's are like hemorrhoids, If they come down and go back up, they're fine. But if they come down and stay ... they're a fucking pain in the ass. [B]Paul says ...[/B] Here's to the girl with blue shoes She likes whiskey, she likes booze She lost her cherry, but ain't no sin She still has the box the cherry came in. Sleep with me once -- thank me forever. If you're not into oral sex, keep your fucking mouth shut! The only difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs a lot less! Find em' hot, leave em' wet!~! Fighting for peace is like fuckin' for virginity. [B]And the truest thing Paul has to say ...[/B] It ain't easy being me, but it sure is fun! [/QUOTE]
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