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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3752905" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">First Date</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Little Johnny had a first date lined up with a</p><p>woman he had been</p><p>after for quite a while. When she finally consented</p><p>to go out with</p><p>him, he wanted to plan the most romantic evening</p><p>he could.</p><p></p><p>He picked her up at her apartment, and then drove</p><p>out to the beach.</p><p>Little Johnny had prepared very carefully for</p><p>this date and brought</p><p>out a blanket for them to sit upon the sand and a</p><p>bottle of the</p><p>finest wine. The moonlight was shining down on</p><p>them and Little Johnny</p><p>poured his date some wine. He handed her the</p><p>glass, looked lovingly</p><p>in to her eyes and said,</p><p></p><p>"Now this is what I call romantic. The waves</p><p>crashing on the shore,</p><p>the moonlight in your eyes, a warm tropical</p><p>breeze, a bottle of</p><p>wine.....," he takes a sip of wine and says,</p><p>"Oh and by the way...do</p><p>you Spit or Swallow?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@ </span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when</p><p>the wife asks her husband to stop the car.</p><p></p><p>There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road,</p><p>and she got out to see if it was still alive.</p><p></p><p>It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death.</p><p>Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"</p><p></p><p>He says, "O.K. Get in the car with it."</p><p></p><p>"Where shall I put it to get warm"?</p><p></p><p>He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."</p><p></p><p>"But what about the smell?"</p><p></p><p>He says, "Just hold its little nose".</p><p></p><p>The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him</p><p>with, died at the scene.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3752905, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]First Date[/COLOR][/B] Little Johnny had a first date lined up with a woman he had been after for quite a while. When she finally consented to go out with him, he wanted to plan the most romantic evening he could. He picked her up at her apartment, and then drove out to the beach. Little Johnny had prepared very carefully for this date and brought out a blanket for them to sit upon the sand and a bottle of the finest wine. The moonlight was shining down on them and Little Johnny poured his date some wine. He handed her the glass, looked lovingly in to her eyes and said, "Now this is what I call romantic. The waves crashing on the shore, the moonlight in your eyes, a warm tropical breeze, a bottle of wine.....," he takes a sip of wine and says, "Oh and by the way...do you Spit or Swallow? [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@ [/COLOR][/B] A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "O.K. Get in the car with it." "Where shall I put it to get warm"? He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there." "But what about the smell?" He says, "Just hold its little nose". The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with, died at the scene. [/QUOTE]
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