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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3748517" data-attributes="member: 14320">Ultimate Rejection Lines ... I'd rather have my nipples chewed off...by a pack of wilddogs.... I'd rather suck the snot out of a gorilla's nose...until theback of his head caves in!... I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater.... I'd rather slide down a barbed wire banister into a bucket ofalcohol.... I would rather stick my genitals in a bees nest.... I would rather crush my foreskin between two tables whilebeing bitch whipped by a fat, mustached geek named Spyros.... I would rather have a porcupine inserted violently into myrectum.... I'd rather drink a gallon of turpentine...and piss on aforest fire.... I'd rather suck cow snot...through a straw.... I would rather sandpaper a wildcat's ass.... I'd rather watch Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne mud wrestle...in the nude.... I'd rather bungee jump...with the harness tied to my penis...with your mom lying naked in the landing zone.... I would rather dry fuck a polar bear...in a phone booth.... I would rather spend ten hours getting a tattoo on my back...and then find out it's the wrong one.... I'd rather cram my dick in the ass of a bear with inflamedhemorrhoids.... Life is like a dick ... When it gets hard ... Screw it!... I'd rather have the ten strongest 300 pound linemen in theNFL play tug of war with my nut sack....each side of 5pulling a separate nut in a different direction.... I would rather try to open a beer bottle with my sphincter...and not a twist off either.... I would rather have my lower legs stripped with a wood planer...and then wear wool socks...in August.... I'd rather stick my nose up someone's ass...after he justfinished taking a shit.... I'd rather shave my poison-ivy covered legs ... with a dullbarber's razor...and no water or soap.... I'd rather French kiss a barracuda.... I'd rather poke a Grizzly Bear in the ass...with a shortstick.... I'd rather butt fuck a rattlesnake... in a gunnysack.</blockquote>

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