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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3747288" data-attributes="member: 14320">"This Is Your Captain..." A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach.The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on ourfinal descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us todayand I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay."He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear hisconversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well,skipper, whatcha gonna do in Tampa?""Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and takea big crap.... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the hugechest out for dinner..... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take herback to my room and make love to her big time all night."Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up anddown the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess. Meanwhilethe new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's soembarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the cockpit to turnthe intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady'sbag and down she goes.The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gottatake a crap first."@@@Father Christmas was in the Grotto, when after days of young childrenfiling past, he was confronted by a lovely looking eighteen year oldgirl.She sits herself down on Santa's knee and he asks her what she wantsfor Christmas. She says, "Well Santa, I've got no pubic hairs on mypussy,and I wondered if you could get me some for Christmas?"Santa replies, "Well I don't know, if I can get you Pubic hairs onyour Pussy, will white whiskers do?"@@@Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman and his datewere naked in the motel bed when the girl had a change of heart."I suppose you're going to tell me now that you're waiting for 'Mr.Right'," he said dejectedly."That's a silly old romantic notion," laughed the coed. "I'm justwaiting for Mr. Big."</blockquote>

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